What is Art? (It’s Your Turn)

What is Art?

You are appointed the Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Not-Art. It is the biggest institution in the world. Indeed, it’s collection comprises everything in the world that is not art. Big building.

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 From the items below, please choose which items to include in the

PERMANENT COLLECTION OF NOT ART:

  • A photograph of a bull’s head
  • A photograph of Picasso’s Bull’s Head
  • A piece of driftwood that looks like a bull’s head
  • A bull’s head made from two pieces of driftwood, one that looks like a head and one that looks like horns
  • A copy of Picasso’s sculpture by an artist using another style of seat and handlebars
  • A super-realist painting of Picasso’s sculpture. It looks real, just like a photograph!
  • A sculpture of a bug, made from a tennis shoe on the wall with laces pointing upward like antennas. It kind of looks like an insect.
  • A sculpture similar to the one above but made with another type of shoe so it looks a lot less like a bug. Well, it doesn’t look like a bug at all.
  • A sculpture entitled Bug made from a shoe, pipe cleaners for legs, and radio antennas for…antennas, and a mouth made of a small ashtray. It looks uncannily like an insect.
  • A sculpture made from similar objects that looks like an insect kind of …not really. It looks like a kind of boat with oars and , I don’t know what the ashtray looks like. An ashtray on a shoe/boat. But it’s entitled Bug.
  • A bicycle with a real bull’s horn attached instead of handlebars), and a taxidermy bull’s head, (in place of a seat)
  • A plain bicycle with a placard reading: “Bicycle with bull’s head for a seat and horns for handlebars. Look again until you see it.”
  • A replica of Picasso’s Bull’s Head and floating in a tank of formaldehyde. Titled: Bull
  • or the same work entitled” Damien Hirst: Bull!
  • A ten foot tall highly polished stainless steel version of Picasso’s original piece, Concept: Jeff Koons Fabrication: Unknown Foundry

So, what is Art and what is Not-Art?

You’re the curator.

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